So I pokemon-fusioned and
Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.
if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket
you are one of the great thinkers of our time
if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners
Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.
His stunt double is having the best day
what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season
just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets
Handy Manny is still single because all of his friends are tools.