kairisk:

So I pokemon-fusioned and

…

the MAJESTY

lickypickystickyme:

Apparently everybody could use a little penis in their lives.

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

jaclcfrost:

if i was in a fictional universe i wouldn’t be the main character i’d probably be that friend of the main character who lacks supernatural powers or special abilities but makes up for it with sarcasm and really lame one-liners

everythingmasseffect:

itsprecioustime:

Shepard’s got her priorities straight.

Fish remorse.

theredrubyx:

Johnny Depp giving CPR to his jack Sparrow wig.

His stunt double is having the best day

kanyewesticle:

what if humans were just like some animals and we had a mating season

just imagine everyone getting really horny for just a month, schools would close, businesses would close. and everyone is just fucking and fighting each other out in the streets

greydelisle:

Handy Manny is still single because all of his friends are tools.

tedonik:

0rdinarykid:

I forgot to cat

Decided to dog.